Who Invented the Fucking Coat Pocket?

Monday, September 17, 2018

Who invented the fucking coat pocket? That was where this mess all started. If this had never been invented, he knew, he would not have this issue. Clothing...

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From Pack My Box with Five Dozen Liquor Jugs, a pangrammic novel by Tom Jenks & Catherine Vidler

Friday, September 7, 2018

H. ‘How did it even hear me?’ mouthed a petrified Wexford to Zlatan, whose knees were quite justifiably knocking together like coconut shells. ‘This must be the famous...

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Sunday, September 2, 2018

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Probie Hoseman

Monday, August 6, 2018

Probie Hoseman (2877 words) Probie Hoseman; what do you say about such as Probie Hoseman? Deluded he was; he thought his destiny lay in fighting fires. But he...

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Eh Mouse?

Friday, July 27, 2018

Why do you need this Mouse? Is there a reason for this Mouse? What is the reason for this Mouse? Clearly you hate this so what’s the reason...

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