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Who Invented the Fucking Coat Pocket?

Who invented the fucking coat pocket? That was where this mess all started. If this had never been invented, he knew, he would not have this issue. Clothing makes the man they say. Why made up that saying? Next, who convinced the world that this was a true statement not ...

From Pack My Box with Five Dozen Liquor Jugs, a pangrammic novel by Tom Jenks & Catherine Vidler

H. ‘How did it even hear me?’ mouthed a petrified Wexford to Zlatan, whose knees were quite justifiably knocking together like coconut shells. ‘This must be the famous cassowary,’ squeaked Zlatan, spooked, ‘the extrasensory jungle bird I saw on the Discovery Channel.’ ‘Well, obviously, Zlatan,’ ‘squeaked’ the sequinned creature, jadedly, ...

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Probie Hoseman

Probie Hoseman (2877 words) Probie Hoseman; what do you say about such as Probie Hoseman? Deluded he was; he thought his destiny lay in fighting fires. But he sat never knowing he was waiting in the firehouse not for fire, but for water to break out someplace; water to come ...

Eh Mouse?

Why do you need this Mouse? Is there a reason for this Mouse? What is the reason for this Mouse? Clearly you hate this so what’s the reason Mouse? When in doubt refuse to do a thing Mouse. The word refuse exists for a reason Mouse. Think harder Mouse. The ...